1,000 Words

I knew Elmo was the wingman.

This group hug was brought to you by the letters G, O, and P
and by the number $38,500,000,000.

[insert Decon and her swear words here ;)]

Actually, I think he looks bummed that he’s getting thirds…

The official TeaParty Greeting for Michele and friends.

Cookie: Me hug big-boned one. STRONG woman! Cut circulation off.
Tully: That’s not what Monica said.
Elmo: Elmo settle for Dr. Jill. She’s like Dr. Phil, and she’s less nasty.
So, Dr. Jill, does he go to sleep on YOU, too??

He’s only three – he can’t ‘perform’ yet.

Unbeknownst to anyone amid all the laughter, Boehner, Cantor and McConnell took the first and second ladies hostage.

OMG you are on a roll!

Beck Spin: “Next up: exclusive footage of Michelle Obama cavorting ON STAGE with NUDE PERFORMERS. Is THIS a message that the First Lady thinks is appropriate for YOUR CHILDREN?!?”

Elmo: What’s this thing called the Tootsie Roll?

Michelle: For the first time in my life, I feel like a real American.
Cookie: That what HE said.