The Navy's Ultimate Pointer

A laser beam fired from a ship set this boat afire / Navy photo

The Navy — sometimes — moves at the speed of light. That’s how fast it went from announcing it had ignited a boat on fire with a baseball-sized laser beam to hints that this new class of weapon could be a key tool in the frustrating fight against Somali pirates in the Indian Ocean.

A tip of the sailor’s cap to the Office of Naval Research for the $100 million accomplishment, which takes some doing against a target bobbing up and down on the ocean (just ask the Air Force — they’ve been trying to do the same thing with a laser crammed into a 747 to destroy enemy missiles in flight for years).

Unfortunately, we often read about these breakthroughs — and how they are going to change the face of warfare — and then nothing happens. I’ve been covering the military for eons, and writing up non-lethal technologies, for example — battlefield stun guns, heat generators, noise machines and other Tom Swiftian creations — for nearly as long. But few have ever been deployed, and certainly no game-changers. So let’s root for lasing pirates, but keep our fingers crossed that this science project can make its way into the fleet at all deliberate speed.

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    As long as “lasers” are defeated by rain and smoke grenades, they’re not seeing use on any battlefield. Ever. Also, I’d be curious to know how long the time lapse was before the engines actually caught on fire. Continuously tracking an object moving in three dimensions while you yourself are moving in three dimensions gets exponentially harder the longer you have to maintain it for.

  • pneogy

    “So let’s root for lasing pirates, but keep our fingers crossed that this science project can make its way into the fleet at all deliberate speed.”

    Why are lased pirates preferred over those hit with missiles?

  • bobell

    Never lose sight of the public-relations value of a new sci-fi-ish weapon. “Your tax dollars at work.” Okay, putting it to actual use may be years away. But we’ve got the basic breakthrough. Splice the mainbrace.

    As for those three-dimensional problems, naval surface gunnery had them solved by the time of WWII. We’re talking about hitting a ship, not a missile. And probably a very poorly maneuverable ship. Ships were hitting each other with cannonfire centuries ago. ‘Course, that does make you wonder why we need the lasers. Maybe they were developed for more high-tech uses and turned out to be useful against pirates as well (or instead).

    How about a ray gun that would turn the pirates into altruists? I’d support spending a billion for one of those.

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  • pintortwo

    Shiver me timbers!!
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    So let’s root for lasing pirates
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    Why? Who cares? These dirt poor 16 year-olds in in tiny fishing boats are not worth the ink they get, and certainly worth this much of the US Navy’s attention. If a rescue mission is in order because hostages have been taken, so be it. But investing time and resources into a “new class of weapon” to combat this scurvy lot… please. $100 million would buy every Somali “pirate ship” ever launched, and the crews. This is the Navy justifying its ever increasing budget with exponentially decreasing returns.
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    It would be cheaper and more effective to bury doubloons on deserted islands in the Indian Ocean and hand these kids maps with a big “X” marked on it.
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    Arrrgh!!

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